November 24, 2014
... And what does it mean if you eat something halal? Basically it means you transform into a jihadi monster with a massive beard covered with a black burqa. Your love of beer disappears and you develop an urge to vote for the Greens if IS or Hamas is not on the ballot paper.More eating meats sacrificed to the evil god of islam is permitted (in islam) at Canberra Times
Relax! I was just kidding. Basically the word "halal" means religiously permissible to consume or do. Having sexual intercourse with your spouse is halal. Drinking water is halal. Going fishing is halal. Driving to work is halal. Learning how to say "thank you" in Mandarin is halal xie xie. ...
# While Irfan may be content to eat meats sacrificed to the evil islamic allah, I am not:
by keeping away from food sacrificed to false gods, from eating bloody meat, from eating the meat of strangled animals, and from sexual sins. If you avoid these things, you will be doing what's right. Farewell! - Acts 15:29
But concerning the Gentiles who believe, we have written our decision that they should observe no such thing, except that they should keep themselves from food offered to idols, from blood, from strangled things, and from sexual immorality." - Acts 21:25